So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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