Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
im calling her cock vulture from now on
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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