When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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