ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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