Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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