he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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