did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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