you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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