i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We have so much sex to catch up on
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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