I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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