they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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