yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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