I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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