Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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