Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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