doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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