He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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