My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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