okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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