would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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