That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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