Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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