I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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