I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
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Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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