I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
