No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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