Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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