Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i barfeds in our rink
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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