Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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