Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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