just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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