He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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