...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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