I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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