O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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