yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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