if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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