her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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