Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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