do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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