ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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