Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you will always have a special place in my vag
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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