dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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