I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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