try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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