im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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