The beer is more important than you right now.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I have post one night stand depression
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