is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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