i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you never un-have a 4some
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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