I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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