CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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