You can't motorboat a personality
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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