Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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