Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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