It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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