I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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