Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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