hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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