the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
